His closest allies in the cabinet referred to this Spock look a-like as “Donald McReagan”. A growing number of people speculate that he arrived on Earth only because the space ship he was driving crash landed after a wrong turn while trying to get Nancy back to her home planet after their first date.
Over the years, scholars have not been able to discredit such speculations. In fact, new discoveries made by experts over recent years have corroborated to solidify such theories.
It is now believed that the decorative stitching on the sides and lace area of Ronald’s boots are actually a crude star map that Mr. Reagan had hoped would guide him back to his home solar system. Of course, this was all dependent on weather or not Nancy could repair the damaged space ship.
It is generally agreed upon that Reagan’s legacy of being named the “Space Boot Cowboy” was coined by amateur sleuths, who first uncovered the not-so-flattering disappointment of his sloppy first date.
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